I speak computer!

i feel like i must feel how babies do the first time they take their first steps. or maybe how i felt the first time i took mine. who knows, we don't remember anyway.
i was able to speak to my computer today. i got through it's cold hearted, hard-headed skull and was able to communicate. and what a wonderful conversation it was.
it took me three hours to figure out what i was saying wrong, but once i figured it out it was the easiest, most clear communication i have probably ever made.

i'm starting to prefer computer communication. if only humans were this simple.